Best Day of My Life Songtext
von Aunty Donna feat. Demi Lardner

I reckon I smashed like 7 lemon Ruskis
Oh I got double maths man (Double maths? That sucks)
Aww, I stubbed my toe

It′s the first of school and heck
One of my electives was Home Ec
I chose it as a bludge subject
But it turned out sick 'cause we got to make scones

Best day of my life
Best day of my life

The Year 11s are away on camp, and they usually sit on the bench
But because they were away on camp
We got to sit on the bench

Best day of my life
Best day of my life

Had a new teacher for Health today
Only took 8 minutes to make him cry

Best day of my life
Best day of my life


At recess I wanted a can of Coke
So I went to the machine to get a Coke
I put in two bucks then pressed the button
And serious, I got ten cans of Coke
Put the cans in my jumper
Then put ′em in my locker
Then I went back to get more cans of Coke
I ended up with 48 Cokes
And 4 Deep Spring Orange Mineral Waters

Best day of my life
Best day of my life

I just found a big stick

Best day of my life
Best day of my life

Friday was a casual day
To raise funds for Sudan or some shit
Tim showed up in his uniform and we were like;
"You're in your uniform!"
And he was like;
"I don't even care"
But he did care
′Cause he called his Mum
And she bought him a Billabong top
But we still called him "Uniform Cunt"

Best day of my life
Best day of my life

I hit Andrew with my stick


Best day of my life
Best day of my life

Daniel came late to school
′Cause he went to his oncologist
He got KFC on the way to school
And he gave me a chippie

Best day of my life
Best day of my life

I walk into English class
They put on Shrek; fuckin' sick

Best day of my life

Miss Zahariou took my stick

Worst day of my life
Worst day of my life

Our period 3 got cancelled
Because the school counselor called a year-level meeting
To talk to us about an incident
Involving our teacher in a car accident
We did no work, we just sat in the gym
And they talked to us about grief and stuff
And then period 4 was supposed to be a test
But we didn′t have the test because the teacher was dead

Best day of my life

Pat got a stiffy
It was funny

Stiffies are funny
Stiffies are funny