Lab Rules (New Rules Science Parody) Songtext
von AsapSCIENCE

(One, one, one, one, one, one)

Working in the lab and I′m thinking about safety
(Got goggles drawn and lab coats on)
Open-toe shoes, outta here!
Are you going crazy?
(Things could go wrong, things could go wrong)

My gloves, they make me safe around chemicals
The chemicals
My love, tie back your hair and prep materials
The materials


One: don't you taste or sniff
You know you should be wafting if you′re taking a whiff
Two: don't mix it in until the label's checked again
Three: no food or drink, unless you wanna have us find you dead in the morning
And, if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk

I got lab rules, I count ′em
I got lab rules, I count ′em
Long hair tired back against myself
I got lab rules, I count 'em
Now, go and tell ′em to a friend

One: don't you taste or sniff
You know you should be wafting if you′re taking a whiff
Two: don't mix it in until the label′s checked again
Three: no food or drink, unless you wanna have us find you dead in the morning
And, if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk

I got lab rules, I count 'em