Flop Eared Mule Songtext
von Andy Griffith

Used to have old banjos all strung up with twine
And the only song you could hear me sing was
"I Wish That Gal Was Mine"
Well, I wish that gal was mine, boys, I wish that gal was mine
And the only song you could hear me sing was
"I Wish That Gal Was Mine"

Whoa, mule, you kicking mule, whoa, mule, I say
I ain′t got time to kiss you now, my mule's runnin′ away


Took my wife to the barnyard and I sat her down to supper
Well, she got choked on a turkey leg and stuck her nose in the butter
Stuck her nose in the butter, stuck her nose in the butter
Well, she got choked on a turkey leg and stuck her nose in the butter

Whoa, mule, you kicking mule, whoa, mule, I say
Tie a knot in that old mule's tail 'fore he runs away

Your face is like a coffee pot, your nose is like a spout
Your mouth is like a fireplace with all the ashes out
Well, with all the ashes out, boys, with all the ashes out
Your mouth is like a fireplace with all the ashes out


Whoa, mule, you kicking mule, whoa, mule, I say
I ain′t got time to kiss you now, my mule′s runnin' away
Whoa, mule, you kicking mule, whoa, mule, I say
I ain′t got time to kiss you now, my mule's runnin′ away
Well, whoa, mule, you kicking mule, whoa, mule, I say
I ain't got time to kiss you now, my mule′s runnin' away