Pretty Idiot Songtext
von Almost Vinyl

Bobby′s got slicked back hair
At school oh he just don't care
When the teacher asks for his homework
He pops his collar and gives a smirk

That boy′s a pretty idiot
The whole school is sick of it
But when I see him smile and wink, ooh eeee
I know he's the dumbass for me

Bobby can't go out alone
His parents make him stay at home
Cause last time he did, you′ll never believe
He joined scientology

That boy′s a pretty idiot
The whole town is sick of it
But every time I see him pull a push-in door
I somehow want him even more


Oh, Bobby don't know much about tools or cars
Or math, or science, or any house appliance
But every time he′s smilin' now
I always want to mess around

That boy′s a pretty idiot
The whole world is sick of it
But when I see him smile and wink, ooh eeee
I know he's the dumbass for me

Don′t know much about history
Can't figure out a toilet seat
Thinks the telephone is loud and scary
Don't know how to work a dictionary
Can′t read a clock, is terrified of sunset
Won′t see his doctor, has to go to a vet
Thinks that glue makes a good coffee creamer
Can't be trusted with the vacuum cleaner

That boy′s a pretty idiot
Oooh but he's the dumbass for me