Explaining Why I Hate You Through Jazz Songtext
von Almost Vinyl

When I walk into a room I′m prayin' that you aren′t there
Whenever you're around it's like you suck out all the air
Cause when I hear you speak it′s like my ears have been cursed
And every day I see your face is one of my worst

You′re a first-rate prick, a certified bitch
When you open up your mouth I hope that shit is over quick
I thought I'd dress it up, give it some razzmatazz
I′m explaining why I hate you through the power of jazz

You like to comment about weight but you're wider than most doors
And when fellas talk to you they′d rather go back to the war
(When you go to a party, they have to hide the drinks)
Cause the way you gulp them down means you're basically a sink


You′re a first-rate prick, a certified bitch
Doused in so much perfume that you're making us all sick
I thought I'd dress it up, give it some razzmatazz
I′m explaining why I hate you through the power of jazz

You′re a first-rate dunce, a certified cunt
Any time you speak I wish Hitler had got the bomb
I thought I'd dress it up, give it some razzmatazz
I′m explaining why I hate you through the power of jazz

Explaining why I hate you
Why no one will date you
How I wish it wasn't true
Can′t stand to talk or look at you
So here's my honest point of view
I′m explaining why I hate you through the power of jazz