Dude Ranch Songtext
von Almost Vinyl

There′s a spot I know
Just north of El Paso
A place with lots of space
Where all the cowboys go
Got invited by a friend
Said wear your tightest jeans
And I got to admit it was the damndest thing I've ever seen

It′s the dude ranch (dude ranch)
Oh the dude ranch (dude ranch)
Some of em had cut the ass right out of their pants
All day they work the field and at night they all dance
At the dude ranch (dude ranch)

Nobody wore a shirt
For me that was a first
Saw three men on a horse
Sharin' a whipped cream dessert
One guy had a hose
Sprayin' all over the ground
So a bunch of others could mud wrestle around


It′s the dude ranch (dude ranch)
Oh the dude ranch (dude ranch)
Their dress code was strange but their cookin′ was divine
Never seen a bunch of fellas ever have a better time than
At the dude ranch (dude ranch)

Their hospitality was great
So I pulled out my guitar
And sang a sad song about a cowboy with a broken heart
And when I was done, beyond a doubt
There wasn't a dry eye in the house
Then they said stay and we′ll make you waffles for breakfast
But I said fellas I think it's time that I ride out

It′s the dude ranch (dude ranch)
Oh the dude ranch (dude ranch)
It wasn't my scene and I may never go back
But if beef is your thing, don′t even stop to ask
Head to the dude ranch (dude ranch)

Oh the dude ranch
Everyone smells great at the dude ranch
Everyone is in shape at the dude ranch
The décor is pristine at the dude ranch
Cowboys are livin' the dream at the dude ranch