Touchy Feely Fool Songtext
von AJR

Well, I′m not too superstitious
But I knock on wood a lot
Prayin' I′ll wake up tomorrow
Get the guts to tell you off

But I know I'll never get there
You could scream you wish me dead
But I'll crawl back to you tomorrow
Why the hell can′t I get mad?

Someday, won′t this be funny?
Well, I want it funny now
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
Someday, won't this be long ago?
I wanna feel that now
Sorry if I can′t see how


I'm screwed, but, hey, what can you do?
I′m a touchy-feely fool
I would give anything to not give a sh- about you
Life is pretty cruel for a touchy-feely fool
I would give anything to not give a sh-, but I do
I would give anything to not give a sh-

Well, I'm not too claustrophobic
But I lose my breath sometimes
Now I can′t even talk to ya
Now your lawyers talk to mine
Could you teach me to be ruthless?
Could I be unfeeling too?
Maybe someday, when I'm older
I'll be better off like you

I′m better off a stick, I′m better off a stone
I'm better off a jerk, I′m better off alone
I'm better not feeling stress or feeling bliss
I won′t feel much, at least I won't be feeling this

I′m screwed, but, hey, what can you do?
I'm a touchy-feely fool
I would give anything to not give a sh- about you
Life is pretty cruel for a touchy-feely fool
I would give anything to not give a sh-, but I do (I do, I do)
I would give anything to not give a sh-


But someday, won't this be funny?
Well, I want it funny now
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
Someday, won′t this be long ago?
I wanna feel that now
Sorry if I can′t see how

Someday
Someday
Someday