Roses and Thorns and Dead Unicorns
- When God Put Teeth in Your Mouth, He Ruined a Perfectly Good Asshole
- There Isn't a Bus Short Enough for You to Throw Up In
- Fucky the Drunk Clown Only Comes Around During a Full Moon
- I'm a Pacifist, and You're Asking for It
- Sayonara Fuckos, I'll See You in Hell
- Matthew McConaughey Hates Armadillos With a Passion
- Unfortunately, the Tide Pod Hysteria Is Driven More by Politics Than Science
- Santa Jesus God Loves You No Matter What
- If You're Going to Be Two-Faced, at Least Make One of Them Pretty
- Camel Toes Aside, the Kardashians Are Photoshop Naturals
- ¿Que? 'Sadilla Supreme
Fitting Through the Crawl Space Between Rhyme and Reason
- No Rest for the Workin' Man
- Dude, My Job Is Smoking the Dankest of the Dank
- Do Kids From Arkansas Ride Horses to School?
- Uncle Sam Wants You! (To Go Fight for a Corporation)
- Your Mom Is Too Big to Fail
- Seeing the World Through the Eyes of a Bitter Old Man
- That's Somebody's Mother You're Messing With
- Ronald McLandfill
- This Is Your Brain on Propaganda
- I Love the Way Your Hair Looks After a Nuclear Holocaust
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- You're a Loose Cannon, but You Get Results
- A Hard Day's Night
- Deck The Halls
- Get Your Shirt Off... It's Pervert Time
- Jingle Bells
- The Human Race Makes Mistakes, You're the Worst I've Seen So Far
- Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
- Walking In A Winter Wonderland
- I Eat Liberals and Shit Bullets
- Obama Sent the Immigrants to Vaccinate Your Guns With Soy Milk
- Tesla Stock Cured My Erectile Dysfunction
- Ben Shapiro Can’t Handle This WAP
- Bernie Sanders Is a Hot Piece of Ass
