Stunt Rock Songtexte
Cock Sucking Sluts Who Want to Suck You Dry, Dead Bodies Blow Semen
als William Flegal
The Pinnacle of Mediocrity (Compilation)
- Don't Touch Me Unless You Are Gonna Play With My Balls
- I'm Sick & Tired of Acting Even Remotely Interested in What You Are Talking About
- Murder Was the Case Remix Project
- Way to Go Dumbass Remix Project
- There Is No Selling Out If You Never Bought In
- I Can't Believe I Ate You Out
- Really Harsh Noisy Breaks Don't Cover Up for Lack of Talent, or Do They?
- Anyone Who Names a Track "So & So Can Kiss My Such & Such Ass" Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass
- I Can't Wait Til This Road Turns Into Two Lanes So I Can Pass This Stupid Fuck
- If I Would Have Opened With a Noise Track, Everyone Would Think I'm Tough, Right?
- All the Baggy Pants in the World Won't Change the Fact That You Are One Ugly Bitch
- Girls Don't Like Me
- Hollow Points for the Snitches
- Richard Pryor's Face Catching on Fire as He Freebases Cocaine in the 80's
- Please Typeset This Document
- Be Sure to Wear Baggy Pants and a Visor, Pussy
- We'll See What's So Fucking Funny When I'm Fucking Dead
- Afraid of Everything and So On
- If I'm Not Sincere Enough, Please Let Me Know and I Will Squint More
Collection of Throwaway Compilation Appearances, Most of Which Are Total Garbage
- Crashing Down (and Bottomed Out) - Friday Night Remixed by Stunt Rock
- An Itemized List Found On My Website, Detailing Reasons Why 95% Of Musicians On This Compilation Have No Artistic Integrity, Pander To Their Audience, Incessantly Glad-Hand Their Peers, Act Self-Important, And Have Issues With Their Race And Sexuality
- May I Please Have The Years 1999 Through 2001 Back Please?
- Geoffrey Rejected My Two Track Submissions, So I Gave Him This Old Sample Collage From 5 Years Ago, Then He Had The Nerve To Ask Me To Make It Stereo
- I Can't Even Tell When I'm Being Sarcastic Anymore (I Really Care About Underground Music, Politics, Your "Independant" Record Label, and the Fact That You Have a Subscription to Adbusters)
- I Don't Think I'm The Right Person To Ask That Question To, Or That My Opinion Is Relevant Either Way
- MWTC Remix Project
- Way to Go Dumbass Remix Project
- Big Dick Blaque Megamix
This Is Stunt Rock, Volume Three
- Intro I Still Say That Regret Instruction Manual Issue 2 Was My Best Album and I Wish It Wasn't So Overlooked
- And If I Had No Real Job and No Mortgage Payment, Maybe I Could Also Sit Around Making Music All Day and Have a Release Every Other Month
- I've Really Lost It Because This Shit Is Starting to Sound Like a Washed-Up, Half-Assed Fatboy Slim Ripoff With a Twelve Year Old's Sense of Humor
- An Open Letter to Underground Music, Those Who Review It and Those Who Use It as a Symbol of Their Individuality
- I Will Make Up for a Lifetime of Fucking Chicks Poorly by Having the Most Diverse CD Collection in the World
- Pointing Out Your Elitist Superiority Complex Through Your Track Titles.
- To Clarify, the Only Thing I Gained From This Relationship Was 15 lbs.
- Legacy of Stretch Marks, The
- First Chance I Get I Am Licensing This Track to a Car Commercial or Video Game, So Fuck You and Your No Sell Out, Anti-Establishment Posturing, or Some Such in Your Face Remark of That Sort
- Making Songs About Drinking Is Something Very Original and I Think It Will Expand My Musical Horizons Since I Have Never Made One Before
- A Funny Sample and Bad Guitar Loop Do Not a Song Make
- Dear ________, Thank You for Attempting to Never Talk to Me Again Again
- Someday You Are Going to Have a Party, and I Will Make a Point to Come Poop All Over It So You Can Know How It Feels
- Please Don't Stand Behind Me and Make Those Stupid Noises With Your Mouth That You Seem to Think Indicate to Me That You Are Thinking
- Soundtrack for Nonexistant/Imaginary Midwest Underground Hardcore Electronic Scene
- Outro: Close Enough Only Counts in Horseshoes and My Music, and Could I Get Anymore Self Righteous
Regret Instruction Manual 2: Letting Go Versus Holding On
- Intro (At Least Download the Instruction Manual Too)
- Like an Airbag, You Will Go Unappreciated Until Needed
- I'm Working Out So I Can Fight Off the People That May Try to Prevent Me From Killing Myself
- All I Want Is a Girl to Hug Me and Tell Me It's Going to Be Okay, So Basically, Someone to Lie to Me With a Straight Face
- The Last Self Indulgent Song Title Ever
- Playful Grin Versus Knowing Smile
- Mens Sana in Corpore Sano
- Puncuation as an Expression of Affection
- Forced Self Discovery and the Damage Done
- Dear Underground Music (In General)
- The Difference Between Reality and Delusion
- A List of Subtle References That Have Gone Unnoticed
- Things That Turn Into the Exact Opposite of What You Want
- When the Titles Become Disappointing
- Self Handicapping Gunshot Wound to the Foot
- Outro (We Met Upon the Level and Part Upon the Square)
