Frog Sack
- Heckler Strangles Mate's Knob in an Anal Noose (Explicit)
- Rude Compares His Willy to Windsock at Airport Hanging Limply in Breeze (Explicit)
- Doctor Gaffers a Tiny Camera to His Own Appendage for Patient's Rectal Examination (Explicit)
- Heckler Has a Tattoo of an Anus on His Fist (Explicit)
- Incompetence During Surgical Procedure Causes Relocation of Genitals (Explicit)
- The Reason Servos Keep Toilets Locked Is So Cleaners Can't Get In (Explicit)
- Heckler Gets Outsmarted by His Own Girlfriend (Explicit)
- Ex-Wife Tries to Push Rude Off Echo Point and Stab Him With a Star Peg (Explicit)
- Rude's Grandfather Meets Vietnamese Girl Named Mifuk
- Rude Is Nicknamed Tiger Woods 'Cause He Goes the Growl on a Heckler's Mum (Explicit)
- Dog Rejects Heckler at Buck's Night
- Rude Claims That Women Make Him Feel Like a Furry Little Fruit Bat
- Rude Claims That All Hecklers Shave Each Others Balls
- Charles Merton-Lickett, Stuart Diver and Harry Muff Create Law Firm Cal
- Rude's New Son Darren Runs Eagle Boys Pizza Shop in Kurri Kurri (Explicit)
- Homeless Bloke Takes a Dump in Open Police Cruiser Window (Explicit)
- Peter Allen's Taxidermist Inserts Antique Slide Whistle in Peter Allen's Cat (Explicit)
- Rude's Uncle Ishmael Polished Toe Of Cowboy Boot On The Ring Area Of Fo
- Rude's Uncle Ishmael Damages Knob in Shaving Accident (Explicit)
- Rude's Grandfather Makes Hard Hats Out of Dolphin's Foreheads (Explicit)
- Rude Suggests That Elton Owns a Store Window Mannequin's Fist on a Stick (Explicit)
- Local Swimming Pool 'Cause They Have a Sign "No Bomb"
- Ending - Rude Suggests Prime Minister Should "Do" Rude's Audience (Explicit)
- Rude Claims Lady's Hairy Underarms Are Like Two Bonus Vaginas (Explicit)
- Rude Claims That Lady's Vaginas Are Like a Pirate's Treasure Chest (Explicit)
- Bull Rider Can't Last Eight Seconds on Lady's Bucking Arse (Explicit)
- Heckler's Only Yell Out When Rude Has a Mouth Full of Piss (Explicit)
- Heckler Tattoos Anus on Fist So He Can Have a Pull With an Anus - 2nd Version (Explicit)
- Miner Enjoys Safe Shift in Public Shaft (Explicit)
- One a Scale of One to Ten: Cockability Versus Cuntability (Explicit)
- Old Property Developer Flies Parrot Through Pubic Wind Farm (Explicit)
- Rude Suffers Confusion When Rooting Heckler's Cousin (Explicit)
Twice As Rude
- Rude’s Uncanny Insight Into Mars and Venus
- Blokes Who Want to Become Eunuchs (or Pitiful Attempt by Rude to Get Lady’s Underpants)
- Marcia Hines’ Tit
- Rude Wears Jodhpurs With Padded Arse Sewn In
- Albino Indian’s Red Dot Becomes Japanese Flag
- Humidity in Rude’s Arse Crack Identical to India’s Climate
- Rude’s Greek Mate Necrophiliac
- Siamese Twin’s Nose Joined to His Brother’s Butt Hole
- Heckler Carves Veins in Cucumber
- Pavarotti Breaks Toilet
- Rude Annihilates Pommie Heckler
- Rude Does Embuggerment Joke Disguised as an Insult
- Rude Plays the Mouth Trumpet (musical)
- Rude Blows Fart Through Plastic Tube in Taxi
- Rude Accuses McDonalds of Using Undersized Chip Scoop, Then Challenges Them to Use His Huge Scoop: Rude Leaves Wearing His Scoop for an Olympic Bicycle Rider’s Helmet.
- Hopoate Fingers Rude
- Rude Heckles a Hunchback
- Rude Starts to Resemble a Fruit Bat From Raiding Too Many Orchards (musical)
- Bonus Answer Machine Messages Introduced by Rude
- Uncle Jack Off on Train
- Ounce of Parsley
- Queer Eye Gives Polish
- Greenies and Chain Saws
- Kim Beazley’s Air Force Jumpsuit
- Fido
- Boss Has Sex With Stubby Holder
- Baldy Feral Buys Bob Marley Wig
- Mr & Mrs Fucknuckle
- Helmet in Lady’s Duffel Bag
- Rodney Treblecock
- Long Winded Convoluted Message
- Goo on Pelvic Bone
- Erect Windsock
- Talcum Powder in Aerobic Suit
- Davy Crockett Hat for Mask
- Boris Becker’s Ginger Nuts (musical)
