Clippity Klopp Don’t Rob Me
- King Henry Had a Nipple Shaped Like a Dinosaur
- Hemorrhoy’s Theme Song
- Plepesisio H
- My Dog Is a Rock Climbing Fool
- Eye Got Legs
- I Can’t Go to the Bathroom (Fart Contradictionary)
- Real Cowbots Have Short Feet
- The Kite That Flew Up Your Mom’s Ass and Out the Window
- Run Like the Wind
- I Am Retarded (remix)
- Eat, Dream, Kill, Eat
- The Ability (Who Invented Cream of What!?)
- On the Day the Sheriff Stopped Wearing Diapers on His Forehead I Got Married to a Low-Flying Horse
- If I Could Make a Living Out of Eating Food
- You Are the Tard
- Not 3 Late
- Abraham Lincoln Won’t No Real Cowbot, Impending Death
- Time for Fun
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Cream of What?
- Hemorrhoy’s Theme Song and Tribute to His Mom
- I Eat Chicken
- I Can’t Go to the Bathroom
- I Am Retarded
- Spagetti Flushing Fiend
- Instrumental Breakdown
- Hemorrhoy’s Got Legs (And He Uses Them)
- Dog Shoe Designing Monkeys
- Dance of My Dogs
- He’s Got an Extra Eye and Funny Faces
- Here Comes Abe Lincoln’s Nose Harp
- Hemorrhoy Rogers Elected President
- Hemorrhoy Rogers Is Freak!
- Praise the Lord!
- College Graduates Eat Food, Too
- Hemorrhoy Turned 50 This Summer
- Gonad Crushing Contest Tonight
- I’m Going to Flick a Bugger Into You
- Brain Juggler Requiem
- If I Won the Lottery I’d Go Pottery
- Ectopic Pregnancy – Self Propelled Tard
- Time for Fun (Listen to the Fun Coach)
- The Farm Inside My Mouth
- When Wax Blocks Your Ears, Listen to That
- Take That Dog and Shove It
- Head Kickin Fast Car
- Halloween at Hemorrhoy’s House
- Hemorrhoy Wants to Be Like Mike
- Running Toward a Ball With Hamburger
- You Are the Tard, Hemorrhoy
- Run Like the Wind (Into My Bathroom)
- Me, Myself, and It
Mehr Songtexte
- I Can't Go To The Bathroom (Fart Contradictionary)
- I'm Going to Flick a Bugger Into You
- Here Comes Abe Lincoln's Nose Harp
- Hemorrhoy's Got Legs (And He Uses Them)
- Halloween at Hemorrhoy's House
- If I Won the Lottery I'd Go Pottery
- He's Got an Extra Eye and Funny Faces
- I Can't Go to the Bathroom
- Hemorrhoy's Theme Song
- Abraham Lincoln Won't No Real Cowbot, Impending Death
- Hemorrhoy's Theme Song and Tribute to His Mom
- The Kite That Flew Up Your Mom's Ass And Out The Window
- Ectopic Pregnancy - Self Propelled Tard
