You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch Songtext
von Jim Carrey

With this coat and this hat, I′ll look just like Saint Nick
Ho, ho, ho!

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You′re as cuddly as a cactus
And as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel


Just face the music, you're a monster, Mr. Grinch, yes, you are
Your heart′s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You′ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

You know if you ask the Who′s Who of Whoville
No one's denying

You′re a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between you
I'd take the seasick crocodile