If I Could Share My Life With You Songtext
von Cast of Galavant

If I could share my life with you
Just think how happy we′d be
We'd share a hovel built for two, complete with vermin for three
We could while away each hopeless day comparing open sores
Yes, life would blow, but much less though
If I could share mine with yours

No, I can′t, it's impossible


If I could share my life with you
Admit it, it would be nice
We'd share one cot, one chamber pot, plus trench mouth, tapeworms, and lice
In the freezin′ night, we′d cuddle tight and sip some rancid wine
And life won't taste like human waste
If you could share yours with mine

We would have a dozen kids
And maybe one won′t die
And the plague, the runs
Invadin' Huns
Just think ′ow time would fly

If you could share your life with me
I'll cherish every foul breath
The filth, the rot, the leprosy, the painful lingering death
Thank the Lord, our life expectancy is merely 32
Yes, it would be sweet misery
If I could share it with you


Yeah, it might be sweet misery
To share what′s left with you