Kitchen Without Gun Songtext
von YouSeeKenny

This kitchen is so hard to clean
If only there was an easier way
Hi I′m Derek Bum!
Say good bye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with new Kitchen Gun
(Bang bang bang bang!)

New Kitchen Gun
Sparkles like new
All clean again
Sparkles like new
I love you Kitchen Gun

Just three shots from Kitchen Gun
Say goodbye dirt
Yeah all clean again
Sparkles like new


This sink is filthy but just three shots from Kitchen Gun
(Bang bang bang!)
And it sparkles like new
Look how it cleans this greasy hob
(Bang bang bang!)
Goodbye dirt!
Grubby tiles
(Bang bang bang!)
I love you Kitchen Gun!
This kitchen is so hard to clean
If only there was an easier way

New Kitchen Gun!
Sparkles like new
Yeah all clean again
Sparkles like new
I love you Kitchen Gun!
Just three shots from Kitchen Gun
Say goodbye dirt
Yeah! All clean again
Sparkles like new

This toilet is so hard to clean, there must be an easier way
Hi, I'm Derek Bum and I′m declaring war on toilets with new Toilet Grenade
Just pull the pin, pop it in the bowl
Put the lid down and let Toilet Grenade do the rest
(BANG!)
Toilet Grenade, bang


New Toilet Grenade
Sparkles like new
Yeah all clean again
Sparkles like new
I love you Toilet Grenade
Just three shots from Toilet Grenade
Say goodbye dirt
Yeah all clean again
Sparkles like new

New Kitchen Gun
Sparkles like new
Yeah all clean again
Sparkles like new
I love you Kitchen Gun
Just three shots from Kitchen Gun
Say goodbye dirt!
Yeah all clean again

Sparkles like new

Sparkles like new