Gucci Tighty Whities Songtext
von YourBoySponge

Yeah, whoo, whoo, I′m ready
Yeah, boom, I'm ready

Every single day and every single night-y
Everybody say that my pants look mighty
′Cause my underwear small, it hugs me tightly
But I love my drawls, they bring me delight-y

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Mr. Krabs, can I have an advance? I need, like, a hundred grand
Say what? Boy, are you in a trance? Why do you need so many bands?
Well, I want to go to France, I know that this is so unplanned
But I will get back with a money sack if you lend me a stack when you get a chance

Okay, but I don't really understand, are you goin' for romance?
No, not quite, but I left his sight, then I caught a flight with my finances
All it took was just one glance
I walked in the store, then I walked out the store with a smile, and then I hit a stance
SpongeBob SquarePants is enhanced


Ooh, watch me do my dance, oops, I just ripped my pants
I don′t need them, I proceed to gain my freedom with my hands
No, this wasn′t in the plans, but, I took my pants off of my glands
Then I gained a hundred fans just because I wore a brand

Yeah, everybody saw me, and they were screamin'
"SpongeBob, you look dazzlin′
You are so handsome, marry me, marry me, SpongeBob, marry me"

Here you go, Mr. Krabs, here's a pair, go ahead and take a glare
Got these from Camaret-sur-Mer, you know that I had to share
Wow, SpongeBob, these are rare, you got these from over there?
These are fancy underwear, I′m glad you got me a spare

Let me get up outta this chair, put my draws on in my lair
Everybody's startin′ to stare, women scream like I'm a bear
I look oh so good, I swear 'cause I′m built just like a pear
Throw my claws up in the air and hope these draws don′t catch a tear

Every single day and every single night-y
Everybody say that my pants look mighty
'Cause my underwear small, it hugs me tightly
But I love my draws, they bring me delight-y

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Gucci tighty-whities, Gucci tighty-whities (Gucci, Gucci)
Gucci tighty-whities, Gucci tighty-whities (Gucci, Gucci)
Gucci tighty-whities, Gucci tighty-whities (Gucci, Gucci)


You know, SpongeBob? Next time you go to France, I need, like, five pair
Okay, I got you, Mr. Krabs, this is stupid
You idiots know that Gucci isn′t a French company, right?
It's Italian, and you could′ve gotten Gucci from anywhere in the mall
You didn't even have to leave Bikini Bottom
Shut up Squidward, get back to work (ah)