The Revolution Will Be Streamed Live Songtext
von Yohannans

You′ll be able to stay home
You'll be able to connect, watch and cop out
You′ll be able to smoke weed, enjoying beer,
Titties and corporate rock 'cos
Revolution will be streamed live

Revolution will be streamed live
With Warner Music Group
Buying the rights to the sound track
Letting Billie Jo do it
As a Hollywood musical
In corporation with mr Brett
Starring Denniz Bono
Of the Refused
With the Epitaph corporate logo tattooed
On his forehead for the day
On his ass for the night
Especially for this


Revolution will be streamed live
George Soros will proclaim
Himself as the leader
Of the revolutionary class
Says he's gonna do it
Just to prove he can
Teach us all a lesson

Revolution will be streamed live
And mr Greg Graffin
Will be praising it
On his MTV-show
While promoting his punk bible
On how to be a real punk
Like himself

Revolution will be streamed live
While Lars and them other
Guys in Rancid with entourage
Will be busy hiring soldiers
To protect their pharmacies and candy stores,
When they′re not
Trying to reinvent 70s rock
With drum solos, bass solos, yodle solos


Revolution will be streamed live
And CNN is given
The exclusive rights
To have imbedded journalists
While Fox news is showing
Polls commented by
W and Gorby,
In the high lights again
Madball goes on a world tour
With Korn and Limp Bizkit
Called Porn and pro-life
For ever
Henry Rollins
Is Calvin Kleins new face
Dave has finally established
MDCs last name
Millions of Green Day Dollars Commission
Jello Biafra will make a public apology
Regarding his harsh words
About MTV and pop punk
And announce himself
As Blinks new singer
Stating: Big ideals didn′t make me rich

Revolution will be streamed live
Proud sponsors will be
Coke: Have a Coke and a revolution
Burger King: Taste of revolution is king
McDonalds: I'm loving the revolution
The transportation will be supplied
By Volvo, made by Sweden
Built somewhere else by a guy
Who′s making thirty cents a day
Jack Daniels delivers
Perfume/liquor in return
For some piece of the action drinkresponsibly

It will get fifty likes
On Facebook
And a hundred groups will be created
By internet warriors,
Self proclaimed judges
Making communiqués
Of what should or should not be done

Nike will present the
Revolution collection
Black hoodies, black sneakers
With blood red flames,
Black ties, black socks, black fez'

Revolution will be streamed live
Esquire will present
The best dressed male revolutionary
Mr Sean Penn
Cosmopolitan will present
Miss revolution
Who likes animals and wants world peace;
Ms Victoria Silvstedt

The gaming companies
And the stock market go hand in hand
Arms stocks is a sure buy
So is medication
The odds for peace
Is sky high and rising
Genocides are
At all time low

Revolution will be streamed live
Where all look alike
With full body tattoos,
And Zlatan-pigtails
So no one knows
Who belongs to which side

And Noam Chomsky will be
Riding down
Hollywood Boulevard
In his pick up truck
Wearing his army
Green tweed suit
Which he has been saving
For just the proper occasion

Revolution will be streamed live
Streamed live
Streamed live
Streamed live
Revolution will not wait
Revolution will be now

Note: The Revolution will be streamed live is in the footsteps of
Gil Scott Heron, The Last Poets and their successors and a
Mixture of seriousness and sarcasm, which is what is not always
That easy to tell.