Candy Corn Songtext
von Whitmer Thomas

Can′t stop all the rot
Can't dribble, got a weak jump shot
Every blank was a whole new trip
Broke as shit and came too quick
Crystal ball on discount
The past became a whisper and got drowned out

Handprints in the cement
By the Dairy Queen where we would sit
Heart frame, two names
What happened to Bob and Jane?
Coke and rum and bubblegum
Playing with my cousin′s gun
Silly string and plastic fangs
Made out in the Burger King

Candy corn and kerosene on Halloween
And nicotine and jelly beans and wet dreams
Oh, thirty seemed elderly
Oh, the agony of aging
Oh, the agony of aging


Clicking past old photographs
Digital red-eye flash
Zippo that I stole
Wanted to feel in control
Flailing fists in the mosh pit
The future swings and splits your lip
Heart frame, two names
What happened to Bob and Jane?

Candy corn and kerosene on Halloween
And nicotine and jelly beans and wet dreams
Oh, thirty seemed elderly
Oh, the agony of aging
Oh, the agony of aging

Well, I'm a sucker for your sweet talk
Teach me how to moonwalk in your living room
We could talk for hours
Just two little flowers in bloom

Can't stop all the rot
Can′t dribble, got a weak jump shot
Can′t stop all the rot
Can't dribble, got a weak jump shot
Can′t stop all the rot
Can't dribble, got a weak jump shot


Candy corn and kerosene on Halloween
And nicotine and jelly beans and wet dreams
Oh, thirty seemed elderly
Oh, the agony of aging
Oh, the agony of aging
Oh, the agony of aging