Wet Brain Songtext
von Wax

I′d love to see my PayPal flourish
But I can't think of schemes when my brain′s malnourished
Floating 'round my cranium like a pickled egg hitting the sides
Drastic shifting of tides
Um, I can't think of it, son
It′s like the answer′s always on the tip of my tongue
It's like all that I learned I definitely never knew
What I have is affectionately referred to as wet brain

Yeah, I got that wet brain, wet brain
Uh, I got that wet brain
Uh, that soaking wet brain, that wet brain
I got that, uh


The morning brings a sense of possibility
If you can see the mirror and avoid any hostility
I don′t keep no Windex near
And my eyes are like a truck windshield when the insects smear
The wearing of flip-flops in normal situations
Will help your self-esteem by lowering your expectations
I might as well rock a hospital robe
The optic nerve is connected to the occipital lobe
And when it reconnects I'll get my eyesight back
I′m blind for now but I'm still wise like that, kinda

I′m considering going out

Or just sitting and zoning out
Watching TV with the TV off
You know the channel with the 3D moths
I got just enough money to be completely irresponsible
In a couple months though I'll have some trouble

Wet brain, wet brain
Yeah, yeah, I got that wet brain, that wet brain
Yup, yup, that soaking wet brain, that wet brain
I got that, uh

When it's over print it over my coffin


Overall he was raw with the overindulgence
Hold your applause, it′s not like he was overly awesome
Wasn′t sober too often, always smoking and coughing
Still known to pose a threat like a Doberman walking
You'd notice a pause when over your shoulder you saw him
Lots of people paid to see shows of him talking
Now he′s in his grave appropriately exhausted
He was supposed to be a boss, the next big thing
The new catchphrase, the next bling bling
But that cash register, it never went ching ching

Enough about him, I heard my text thing ring
There's matters to tend to more important than this carcass
Like which canned tuna′s better, Bumblebee or Starkist?

Life is cold, we need parkas for the heartless
The world keeps spinning regardless

Wet