Drunk as Hell Songtext
von Wasted Mainacs

Whiskey, bourbon, gin
Red wine and Campari
Champagne and vodka
Straight
I′ve just finished the Bacardi

Tankards foaming
Golden beer
White Russian's next
I can′t resist next round
Tequila Sunrise

Jacky Cola, Jägermeister
What else's on the card
I need Osaka Sake
No Café Latte

Walking zombie
In a hotel lobby
Last one's on the house
And they′ll kick me out


Drunk as hell
Who cares, who cares
Drunk as hell
Who cares, who cares
Drunk as hell
Who cares, who cares
Drunk as hell
Well, well, well
Not again, not again
No one gives a damn
I am drunk as hell

Hey
Yeah
Two Long Islands for me
Three Double Jacks
And a bottle of wine
What, are you serious
Yeah, come on, give it to me

Martini Bianco
Ten shots of Mexicana
Sex on the beach
Red rum from Havana

Daiquiri, Margarita
Then a glass of Mojito
Manhattan, Bloody Mary
Sweet liquor of cherry

A new level is reached
And I have another itch
I just wanna taste it


Drunk as hell
Who cares, who cares
Drunk as hell
Who cares, who cares
Drunk as hell
Who cares, who cares
Drunk as hell
Well, well, well
Not again, not again

Now it′s time
To get home
No more orders
They said you must go

No more money for
Another drink
Just a memory
To make me think

Drunk as hell
Who cares, who cares
Drunk as hell
Who cares, who cares
Drunk as hell
Who cares, who cares
Drunk as hell
Well, well, well
Not again, not again
And no one gives a damn
No one really cares
Yeah, I know this state
I'm drunk as hell