99.999 Songtext
von Vick Allen

Woo, I got another story to tell
Mmm, hmm, hmm
La-da-da, da, da, da, da
Listen

I had a dream one night
That I ran into an ex-girlfriend
She was looking so good
I told her I had some time and some money to spend

Man, before I knew it
We were back at her place
One thing led to another
And we were making love like we were still lovers, mmm, mmm, mmm

Man, this dream, it felt so real
I can′t explain how she made me feel
A year later, she knocked on my door
Handed me some mail, and this is what it said


Ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine
Ain't no doubt about it, the baby is mine (what?)
Man, I sure thought she was lyin′ (thought she was lyin')
Now I know (I know) it ain't no denyin′ (it ain′t no denyin')

Ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine
Ain′t no doubt about it, the baby is mine
Man, I sure thought she was lyin' (thought she was lyin′)
Now I know (I know) it ain't no denyin′ (it ain't no denyin')

Yeah, now I hear what y′all saying
"Vic, I thought you said it was a dream"
Well, that′s what I thought too
But it must have been the wine and the booze
All I remember is a lot of vodka, a lot of gin
A lot of Crown and a whole 'nother round

I don′t know what the hell I was thinking
'Cause it ain′t good to mix sexing and drinking
I can't believe this happened to me
Now I got to pay until the baby′s 18
All the while she was wearing a smile
Holding up this letter saying, "Ain't no room for error"


Ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine
Ain't no doubt about it, the baby is mine (oh, no, no, no, no, no)
Man, I sure thought she was lyin′ (thought she was lyin′)
Now I know (I know) it ain't no denyin′ (it ain't no denyin′)
(You sure 'bout this, baby?)

Ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine (oh)
Ain′t no doubt about it, the baby is mine (what am I gonna do?)
Man, I sure thought she was lyin' (thought she was lyin')
Now I know (I know) it ain′t no denyin′ (it ain't no denyin′) (hey, hey, hey, hey)

Oh, how I wish I could take it all back
But the truth is it's too late for that
I can′t leave the baby on his own
I got to grow that baby 'til he gets grown

Ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine
Ain′t no doubt about it, the baby is mine
Man, I sure thought she was lyin' (I thought she was lyin')
Now I know (I know) it ain′t no denyin′ (it ain't no denyin′) (oh)

Ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine
Ain't no doubt about it, the baby is mine (what am I gonna do?)
Man, I sure thought she was lyin′ (thought she was lyin')
Now I know (I know) it ain′t no denyin' (it ain't no denyin′)