S.T.F.F. Songtext
von Venus Death Trap

I was in California the other day, on a trip
And I wanted to go to the beach because they have sand there
You know like, real sand?
So I went to get some flip flops
And on the way I stubbed my toe
And it really fucking hurt
So I had an idea
What if there was a type of footwear you could wear
And enjoy the sand at the beach
Without worrying about your toe getting stubbed
So I came up with the most brilliant idea
And they are called


STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
GONNA KICK AROUND IN MY
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
CALIFORNIA BEACH STYLE
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
GONNA KICK A PUNK IN MY
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
MOSH PIT IN STYLE

While I was on my trip I wanted to go to a show
Because it′s California and everyone is from there
So I pull up to this little local venue
See all the kids kicking around
And I get in there obviously
And when I do some rando steps on my foot
And it starts bleeding all over the place
And I was like "what the fuck dude?"
He was like 'what the fuck′ me?
You're the one wearing flip flops in a goddamn mosh pit!"
And I said "if I had my steel toed flip flops
I'd curb your fucking face in!"
He must′ve not liked that
Cuz he beat me up
And I died
Whatever!


STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
GONNA KICK AROUND IN MY
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
CALIFORNIA BEACH STYLE
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
GONNA KICK A PUNK IN MY
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
MOSH PIT IN STYLE

One, two, three, four!

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
(you get the idea)

STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
GONNA KICK AROUND IN MY
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
CALIFORNIA BEACH STYLE
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
GONNA KICK A PUNK IN MY
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
MOSH PIT IN STYLE
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
GONNA KICK AROUND IN MY
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
CALIFORNIA BEACH STYLE
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
GONNA KICK A PUNK IN MY
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
MOSH PIT IN STYLE
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS
STEEL TOED FLIP FLOPS