Oh My Box Songtext
von UnisSon

Woah, this world is cruel, it′s true
I lost more than a girl, I lost my digital life
We were perfect, a perfect connection
She gave me that fiveG flow, I was her main attraction
I'd binge a whole season, no lag, no delay
Then suddenly a flashing red light took my breath away
I screamed, baby reboot, come to your senses please
She hit me with the forgot my IP amnesia, a foul disease
Now I′m just pacing back and forth to the router stand
Giving it CPR with an Ethernet cord in my hand
Oh my box, my wifi's left me alone
She took the PIN and the direct debit from my account
I loved her so, was ready to upgrade to fiber with her tonight
But she left me with a BBox from 2003, this ain't right
I tried everything, even put my phone in the microwave
I did the Macarena for the Wi-Fi gods, it was a ritual
The tech guy came, he just laughed and said
You can′t make love to the antenna, man


I cried into my little blue pills of disconnection
My neighbor′s downloading full movies in two seconds flat
Me, I'm waiting for a thumbnail to load, imagine that
I asked the router, tell me where did she go
It just said, limited or no connectivity, goodnight bro
Oh my box, my wifi′s left me alone
She took the PIN and the direct debit from my account
I loved her so, was ready to upgrade to fiber with her tonight
But she left me with a BBox from 2003, this ain't right
You know, before, my heart beat to the rhythm of the download speed
Now it′s slow, as slow as a Windows update indeed
And the worst part, my smart fridge is sending me emails saying
We're out of milk
But I can′t even open them, I'm trapped in digital silence
If she comes back, if that blue light returns one day
I'll buy her a solid gold shielded cable, I swear
I′ll never run a speedtest to see if she′s untrue
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