Deal Maker Songtext
von TytoCat

Listen dear, and listen close
If you want a show, I′ll be your host
Hear me fella, you up for a jolly?
For I need some zing, and you're on the trolley

The longest while, I′ve held my breath
This hellish bushwa's got me bored to death
Tired of the scent of burning flesh
I crave inspiration of something fresh

Now form a line, and I'll assign
A place and time for us to sign
It′s dandy and fine, so don′t ya whine
It was your choice, and now you're mine
Let′s seal our deal 'tis such a steal
Let′s cut the spiel, and grab the kill
Please take this quill, and feel the thrill
Per this agreement, you'll do my will


Now you may ask why I showed up
And I′d just say that you're in luck
I'll make this place a tempting sight
For all the scum to spend the night

So place a bet to this Smokey Mayor
But raise a prayer if you ain′t a fair player
I′m he who lies amongst red skies
A king of flies in kind disguise

Now form a line, and I'll assign
A place and time for us to sign
It′s dandy and fine, so don't ya whine
It was your choice, and now you′re mine
Let's seal our deal ′tis such a steal
Let's cut the spiel, and grab the kill
Please take this quill, and feel the thrill
Per this agreement, you'll do my will

The crimson shadow coats this town
All tormented by a buzzing sound
Eldritch powers long bygone
From my sleeves will all be drawn


Weak, old souls all shine so dim
As the show I staged turns to a "Hazbin"
Serene mortals walk the earth
Oblivious to their dire rebirth

A brand new start, a newborn heart
To take, to twist, to rip apart
Search for my voice, follow my beacon
And soon you′ll run into the Radio Demon

(Ha! He looks like a strawberry pimp!)

Now form a line (and he′ll assign)
A place and time (for ya'll to sign)
It′s dandy and fine (so don't you whine)
It was your choice (it was your crime)
Let′s seal our deal ('tis such a steal)
Let′s cut the spiel (and grab the kill)
Please take this quill (and feel the thrill)
Per this agreement (you'll do his will)

You're done? (Oh yeah)