$100,000.00 Songtext
von Trooper

Hello Operator, get me Ottawa on the line
They′ve got lots of money there
Make the call collect this time
Well let's find me a millionaire
Who′ll send me 'bout a hundred grand
Well, I'm a little short of cash
I could sure use a helping hand

Send it to me right away
You could make it C.O.D.
Well, I don′t mind as long as all the cash involved is comin′ to me
If you wanna send me more, I could always use a bigger pile
But $100, 000 should hold me for a little while

A hundred thousand dollars
A hundred thousand dollars
A hundred thousand dollars
Should hold me for a little while


Well, I don't wanna be greedy but we′re livin' in a very hard time
And if I don′t get some money I'll be forced to lead a life of crime
I haven′t worked it out exactly but I think a hundred grand will do
It outta do the job, give or take a buck or two

A hundred thousand dollars
A hundred thousand dollars
A hundred thousand dollars
Give or take a buck or two
A buck or two

A hundred thousand dollars
A hundred thousand dollars
A hundred thousand dollars
Should hold me for a little while

Hello Operator, get me Ottawa on the line
They've got lots of money there
Make the call collect this time
Well, let's find me a millionaire
Who′ll send me ′bout a hundred grand
Well, I'm a little short of cash
I could sure use a helping hand


A hundred thousand dollars ...
Two hundred thousand dollars
Five hundred thousand dollars
Should hold me for a little while