Dilf Songtext
von Tripod

The search is done
You′ve fought and you have won
You justled hard and now you've got the prize
It′s your day
You've caught the great bouquet
Now here I am before your very eyes

I'm handy ′round the house
I′ll tear then repair your blouse
You've found yourself a DILF
DILF

My youth is passed
My experience is vast
I′m sensitive, but solid as a rock
I always replace lids
I'm incredible with kids
I know just how to clean and boil the wok
I′ll love you all night long
And in the morning I'll change the linen


You′ve found yourself a DILF
DILF
D, does things
I, is into you
L, long-term
F, the man you'd like to, fff... Father your child
DILF

The women at the park
They circle me like sharks
They can tell a real man from a mile, that's right
Anyone can see
The way they look at me
As I pack the car and buckle in my child, woo!
They all want a peice of it
Because I′ve proved I can commit
But you can relax
Secure in your trackie-dax

(That′s right honey, you go on ahead and let yourself slide)

You snagged yourslef a DILF
DILF
You're lookin′ at the DILF
DILF
D, is for our destiny
I, for the love I have for you
L, for the love I have for you
F, for the love I have for you