Yearbook Picture Songtext
von TreePhort

I don′t have a girlfriend
I don't go on dates
That′s why I sit at home
Eat corn chips and masturbate

And every night I think about you
And I don't know what to do
When I open my yearbook to page 22

Ooh-wee
And I whack off to your yearbook picture
Whack off to your yearbook picture
In my mind I'll give you my foreign sure
When I whack off to your yearbook picture


When I was in high school
I used to be a dork
There were no fine girls
For this ugly fat kid to pork

And then I got to college
And I thought that things might happen
But when I got the girls in my bed
They always started napping

So I whack off to your yearbook picture
Whack off to your yearbook picture
In my mind I′ll give you my foreign sure
When I whack off to your yearbook picture

Yearbook picture
Yearbook picture
Yearbook picture
Yearbook picture


When I whack off to your yearbook picture
Whack off to your yearbook picture
In my mind I′ll give you my foreign sure
When I whack off to your yearbook picture