Doofus Songtext
von Trashed Ambulance

Surrounded by a hazy cloud of I don′t give a shit
This vodka is my homie but there's not enough of it
I holler proclamations between dirty bourbon burps
A legend in my own mind - master of the universe

I am the alpha dog, don′t even try to bring me down
I have the social prowess of a mangy fucking hound
So stick around with me and we can all go down in flames
Cuz you don't need to worry about me having any shame


So trust me when I tell you I'm an expert on this shit
I′ve been the target of a lynch mob more than I′ll admit
Well friends they come and go but are they ever coming back?
I kinda fucking doubt it, this train's too far off its tracks
I am a human hangover, a burden on your night

Somebody took a rifle and then shot out all the lights
I need a fucking seatbelt to survive these highs and lows
The author must be drunk if this is how my story goes

Cuz I′m just a doofus
And I'll never know the score