Fat Blunt Caper Songtext
von Total Devastation

Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
I drink twenty 40s and smoke forty blunts
Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
I drink twenty 40s and smoke forty blunts

I give praise to the ganja smokers, spliff with the dreads
Mr. Tone gets stoned and they label me a pothead
Because I come again with many clouds of smoke
The cloud nine shit and a brand new joint
The fat blunt caper, so hand me the paper

Niggas on my dick, so I guess they cause a vapor
I turn up the switch, deliver the pitch
And I could give a damn about a low-life chick
I be scoopin′ and a-scrapin' and a-twistin′ and a-rollin'
My day's fucked up ′cause my blunt got stolen


Now somebody got me for my twenty sack
Well, lick it here, punk, I want my endo back
I′m searchin' through the crib, chewin′ on a rib
And I can't find my blunt, and this shit′s kinda sticky
Don't give me no bammer ′cause I'm cool on the dookie

And I gots to get paid like that Brooklyn nigga Mooky
Now I'm hangin′ on the block with my nigga, find that nappy
Now that Tray found a blunt, don′t worry, be happy
I'm a rhymin′-ass nigga and my homies call me Chocolate
And when I hit the skins, all the hoes call me Pappy

I'm the Soopa, so watch me kick it
The Soopa Doopa come down wicked
I′m the Soopa, so watch me kick it
The Soopa Doopa come down wicked

Yo, it's the fat blunt caper, it′s a pothead's dream
Then I pass the mic to my nigga Rhyme Scheme
So fuck the brain shit, swisher spliffed up, zig-zag brain hits
The greener the grass grows, the tougher smoke fills ill skills
Ruffin' up the ripper blunts, plus go-front steps, childster

We kid a little uplift, loosely slip, lift in your limelight
Swingin′ is the dick of temper, head rush
Swimmin′ in the mechanism, chemical hempism
Asses on your ceiling, I'm burning your Philly blunt
Straight with my first verse, perverse, what′s worse?


A pocket full of cash or red hash, quick stash deliver
Fat blunt caper, but yo, it's dope, but never doper than humble
Who′s the nigga that's runnin′ this? You figure
It's a schemer hittin' endo, hoes that might sever
Roll up a fat one, pass one, but bigger than the last one
Pass out, punk, get the futon

Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
I drink twenty 40s and smoke forty blunts
Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
I drink twenty 40s and smoke forty blunts
Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
I drink twenty 40s and smoke forty blunts

It′s the Fat Blunt Caper, yo
The Soopa Doopa, the Rhyme Scheme
And the Rasta red-eye
I′m about to break it down, let you know
What happens to a young player with a little bit of money

A little bit of fame, and a whole lot of dick
You know what I'm sayin′?
We got to protect ourselves in the nine-trey
These hoes out to get us every day
And they rollin' deep, so don′t sleep

Well, I'm high off the dank and drunk off the drank
So I′m checkin' bankroll, fuckin' with a stank ho
Hey yo, chick, can I pop that coochie?
Don′t front ′cause I know you're a hoochie
And your friend, she a looker too

Take a look at you, it′s the hooker crew
I love your smile, but she's got back
And baby looks like Janet Jackson
This is gonna be a tough selection
′Cause this chick looks better than the next one

I got a plan, and I bet you know well
Meet me later on at the hotel
'Cause you know I got that ganja weed
And something that I think your pretty ass might need
Later on, I know I′m fuckin' someone

'Cause my dick′s cocked up like a shotgun
Plus I got me a box of condoms
I play it safe when I whips it on ′em
Me come down, pump, pump
Let me fuck, let me flex, let me sex, hittin' like a Mack truck

Baby said that she liked it rough
So I hit that pussy ′til she said she had enough
So check it out, y'all, here′s the caper
She came back and tried to say that I raped her
She got a lawyer and she wants to sue

But no, baby, I'm not gonna fold to you
I said, "Sike, I ain′t goin' out like Mike,"
And I don't think that it′s funny
When you′re fuckin' with my money
Yeah, so that′s when I had to flip the caper

'Cause the horny man videotaped her
And the judge couldn′t say a thing
'Cause she was ridin′ on my dick like a porno queen
So this is goin' to that crooked chick
You can suck my dick while I light my spliff

Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
I drink twenty 40s and smoke forty blunts
Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
I drink twenty 40s and smoke forty blunts
Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
Preferably the sensamilla spliff and smoke the first one
I drink twenty 40s and smoke forty blunts