Backwards Songtext
von Toothpick

I′ll do the whole song
One take

Hip hop, country blues
Crazy white dude with no tattoos
Saw myself on cable news
Cause I robbed a bank with a Rubik's Cube
My life got so strange
When I sold my tickets for pocket change
Hopped the turnstile and I took the train
Then I got fake titties and went backstage
My girlfriend didn′t want me
Caught me digging through her dirty laundry
I'm dancing with myself in women's clothes


I walk backwards, you can kiss my ass
Put a smile on my face
Don′t say hi when you walk by
Unless you′re gonna give me
Unless you're gonna give me
Unless you′re gonna give me some of what you got
What you got
What you got

I am so confused
Living on Vitamin C and booze
Traded my Pumas to a homeless dude
Now I'm a grown man walking around in ladies shoes
Hot lips, mini skirt
S-L-U-T written on my shirt
Find a rich man that likes to flirt
And make sure that he gets his feelings hurt
Ivy league intellectual
Dressed up but I′m heterosexual
In New York City, a beauty queen so drag

I walk backwards, you can kiss my ass
Put a smile on my face
Don't say hi when you walk by
Unless you′re gonna give me
Unless you're gonna give me
Unless you're gonna give me some of what you got
What you got
What you got


She′s so overdue
Traffic cop in army boots
Cocaine and 22s
Handcuffed me and she left the room
Broke ass, popped the bail
Vintage going-out-of-business sale
Old jeans always cut too frail
But I said "I do" behind a wedding veil
She said she left the force
When I bet my life on a lucky horse
Painted my nails and chased the moon

I walk backwards, you can kiss my ass
Put a smile on my face
Don′t say hi when you walk by
Unless you're gonna give me
Unless you′re gonna give me
Unless you're gonna give me some of what you got
What you got
What you got

Don′t hurt 'em
That′s it