Trick My Truck Songtext
von Tony Justice

She′s a-huffin' and puffin′ and takin' her own sweet time
She's a-fussin′ and a-guzzlin′ and running me way behind
Her sleeper lost a corner when I jack knifed my trailer last year
It's beat all to hell and hung up in damn sixth gear

I wish somebody would trick my truck
Cause it′s broker than u know what
It's squeaking louder than a rubber duck
Ain′t muddin' but I still get stuck
This thing is slower than a one-wheel drive
Can′t even get it up to forty-five
Come on, show me some luck
Somebody trick my truck

One of them number system bed jobs for my back and a DVD
Beads that cover up the master's suite and a big ole flat screen TV
Ain't got to be HD but it′d be nice if it was
Just give me flames and chrome
Make it go faster than it does


I wish somebody would trick my truck
Cause it′s broker than u know what
It's squeaking louder than a rubber duck
Ain′t muddin' but I still get stuck
This thing is slower than a one-wheel drive
Can′t even get it up to forty-five
Come on, show me some luck
Somebody trick my truck

All the other truckers on the interstate
They just keep on trucking while I sit here and wait
I've seen these folks′ signals, I'm their laughing stock
I just hope I'll make it to the Pilot parking lot
This thing is slower than my two ex wifes
Can′t even get it up to forty-five
Come on and show me some luck
Somebody trick my truck

I guess I′m just all out of luck
Ya outta trick my truck
(New tires, something?)
(Horn to blow)
(One of those chrome knives)