The Organic Shuffle Songtext
von Tony Joe White

I was feelin′ rough, achin' in my bones
And I felt a head-cold comin′ on
I was tired of doctors, couldn't take no more
Headed down to a health-food store

Yeah, well, yeah
Yeah, yeah

I was checkin' out their vitamin C
And a customer walked by me
He was kind of skinny, pale, and wan
He was a vegetarian

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey-hey-yey-yeah

He was on aisle five looking for sprouts
And all of a sudden he just laid it out
His feet was makin′ this little rustle
An′ he hit into The Organic Shuffle

Weh-weh-weah-wah
Weah-weah-wey-wah
Hnnn-yeah-yeah-yeah-yay-hey-yah


He was moving freely, looking for a release
When the management called the police
They said, "Boy, if you don't wanna bad tussle"
"You better get up off that Organic Shuffle"

Hey-yey-hey-yey-yey-yey

But he just kep′ on, he were too far gone
And they started to slap the handcuffs on
But when they grabbed him by the hands
Their own feet started the weird little dance

Hey-hey-yeah-yah-yey-ya
Hey-hey-hey-hey-yeah-ya

The place was rockin', they were having fun
Then they busted out the Evian
There was no fights, there was no scuffles
They just enjoyed doing that Organic Shuffle

Hey-yey-yeah
Hey-yey-hey-yey-hey-yeah-yay-yi

Oh-oh-oh
Hey-hey-yey-hey

Hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-yeah


Yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey-hey-yey-yey