Walk Songtext
von Tom Cardy

I think I speak for everyone here when I say
It is very exciting to be in a room with you Mr. Tolkien (okay)
We loved publishing The Hobbit
Can you tell us a bit about this next book?

It′s about a magic ring (yeah?)
Given to an heir (yeah?)
Who must destroy all evil (yeah?)
On a magic quest
What happens next

They walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk
Somebody's following them!
Walk, walk, hide, walk, walk, walk

Steal some mushrooms!
Get on a boat
Walk, walk, walk
Elves for the first time (wow!)
Walk, walk, nighttime walk, walk, walk
Attacked by trees!


Okay, uhm
That′s a lot of walking

I'm not a third of the way through!
Walk, walk
Meet a weird bush guy!
Walk, walk

Finally, a town!
Safe, safe, eat, rest
Show everyone their secret
(Get the fuck out of there!)

Run, run!
They got a new tall guy!
Run, scared!

Stabbed by a dementor!
Ride, run, run, ride!
(Dementors can't swim!)
Fuck back to Azkaban!

Okay, well that seems like a good place to end it
We′ll publish it
I′m almost halfway!


Rest, rest
A bunch of elves
They've seen elves before
But now they′ve got a dwarf

Walk, walk
Heaps of walking
Path is blocked (walk underground)
Orc! Run!
A Balrog has come! (Kick him in the ass!)
You shall not fuck with me!

Walk, walk
I'm sick of elves!
Get on a boat, Boromir′s an asshole

Motherfuckers on a magic quest
Fellows in the fellowship doing what they do best
(What if for a while they rode a massive hawk?)
I think I'd prefer if they walked (walked!)

This is my book motherfucker!
They′ll walk if I tell them to!
Get that weak-ass bird shit out of here!