Bullet Proof Songtext
von Timmy McKeever

I can drink with the best
I can hang with the crowd
I can stay on the stool where I′m sittin' now

I′m the first one in
I'm the last one out
When they say last call
It ain't my last round

All together, seems like I′ve got it
If I go crazy, seems like I′ve lost it

Bartender call 911
She's holdin′ that bottle like a loaded gun on me
Man, you gotta help me out
She's about to let the 90 proof hammer down
If I take a shot in the dark, it′ll leave a hole in my heart, it's true
′Cause I ain't bulletproof

I can sip on a can
I can light up a smoke
I can go anywhere that that jukebox goes


Ain't nothing in this bar gets me
But if I start asking for whiskey

Then bartender call 911
She′s holdin′ that bottle like a loaded gun on me
Man, you gotta help me out
She's about to let the 90 proof hammer down
If I take a shot in the dark, it′ll leave a hole in my heart, it's true
′Cause I ain't bulletproof, yeah
I ain′t bulletproof

I'm begging you
If I get my hands on a bottle of 90 proof
Bartender call 911

Bartender call 911
She's holdin′ that bottle like a loaded gun on me
Man, you gotta help me out
She′s about to let the 90 proof hammer down
If I take a shot in the dark, it'll leave a hole in my heart, it′s true
'Cause I ain′t bulletproof

Nah, I ain't bulletproof, yeah