Uncle B.S.: 1941 Songtext
von Tim Wilson

Uncle B.S., where were you December 7th, 1941?
December 7th, 1941
Layin′ on a beach on a small island
Off the coast of "How Are Ya?"
Tryin' to get some sun
Tryin′ to get some well-deserved R&R
Couldn't get no sleep, though
'Cause some Japanese fellow was behind me
Tryin′ to get his plane started


Had this look in his eye
Like he didn′t have much to live for
I asked him if he'd ever accepted Christ
As his personal savior
He said, "No", but he was headed to Honolulu
Had a little one-seater airplane

I begged a ride off of him
It was a tight squeeze
But Japanese folks just fit in your lap
We get headed over there
He′s talkin' kamikaze, somethin′
I said, "Hey, don't be drinkin′ and flyin'
Hang with me, man, to get better
Hang with me"