Middle School Crush Songtext
von Thumber

You′re my Juliet
Healthily obsessed
Now I'm all riled up like I used to get
I′m a loyal pet but I'm too loud
I'm annoying you till home come the cows

I resent that you′re all that I need
I′m upset 'cause you′re too perfect for me
I accept that you're out of my league
I′m doing math for a kiss on the cheek

I'm caught up on my middle school crush
Will you still love me when we grow up
They can say that it′s puppy love
Then why am I stuck on my middle school crush

It was just a wet dream
Please don't be mean
Spent a while acting tough
Got my hopes stuck in one of them stupid claw machines


Life would be easier without a crush
I only hate myself when I'm in love
Pace myself I don′t have to run
What a lie promised it was done

I′m caught up on my middle school crush
Will you still love me when we grow up
They can say that it's puppy love
Then why am I stuck on my middle school crush

I resent that you′re all that I need
I'm upset ′cause you're too perfect for me
I accept that you′re out of my league
I'm doing math for a kiss on the cheek

I'm doing math
I only hate myself when I′m in love
Save myself by giving up
But what′s a life lived for no one

I'm doing math
I can make it work while I′m still young
Pace myself I don't have to run
What a lie promised it was done