My Sister Songtext
von Thomas Mac

My uncle Roy′s a preacher
And my mama, she's a saint
My cousin deserves a medal
For the most church wine drank
I ain′t afraid of no girlfriend
Meetin' my sweet dad
But my sister could kick your ass

My sister could kick your ass
Square you up and put you flat on your back
So don't you mess with her little brother
Unless you want your jaw jacked
My sister could kick your ass

My brother ain′t never backed down from no fight
I′ve seen him take down men damn near twice his size
But after two or three longnecks and a little sniff of Jack
My sister could kick your ass


Well, my sister could kick your ass
Square you up and put you flat on your back
So don't mess with her little brother
Unless you want your jaw jacked
My sister could kick your ass

Here she comes
Oh, look out

Standing at five-two out of Southern Ohio
With 96 blackouts, she currently holds the title
For the say-that-shit-to-my-face championship heavyweight class
My sister could kick your ass

My sister could kick your ass
Square you up and put you flat on your back
So don′t mess with her little brother
Unless you want your jaw jacked
My sister could kick your ass

My sister could kick your ass