Stale & Pale Songtext
von The Splinters

Shut up your face hole
Don′t want to talk more
I think I'm gonna lose it
You need a breath mint

Man

Is that what you reckon
I can see my reflection
You′ve put me off boiled egg
Massive shiny forehead

Man

You keep spraying porkies
You want houses for lease
Smile like you're above me
We're not a company

Man

Get off of TikTok
You′re a laughing stock
You′re so out of touch
You really haven't done much


Man

Aww fuck it

You′re stale
You're pale
What an upstanding bloke
You′ll leave us all broke
You're stale
You′re pale
You're a chokehold consensus
You don't represent us

Float like a butterfly
Sting like a punch
I grit my teeth
When I see the bald cunt
Wanna see him on the run
Wanna show him what he′s done
Gonna make a fat piggy
See a whole lot of runts


Does it make you feel meaty?
When you shit on the treaty?
Do you feel rather prudent?
When you cripple the students?

(Chris Luxon Waffle)

G′day it's Simon from the local Woolworths
Time to come in and see what your local food′s worth
Paying too much? Grab a club deal
Use our promo code for a buck off your meal
I bet it felt great bringing back cigarettes
Fuckin cutting public transport was the dumbest shit yet
I guess it takes a throuple of condescending toffs
To get a country's First Nation people pissed off

You′re stale
You're pale
You′re frail
You failed

You're stale
You're pale
You′re frail
You failed