Anyone Else Songtext
von The Simpsons

Hey, what are you hiding under that funny hair?
I know the lights are on, but there′s nobody there
I need a new life, I need a new next of kin
So I've got news for you, brother, I′m trading you in

For anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do
Somebody who'd be a friend in need
Somebody who would care about me
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do

Hey, little miss perfect, who made you the queen?
Who said it was cool to be so squeaky clean? Oh, man
I need a playmate, someone who knows how to have some fun
So I′ve got news for you, sister your
Time has come, your time has come


Anyone else in the world I′d rather have than you
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do
Somebody who's got a radical mind
Over the edge and way out of line
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do

I′m gonna trade you in
Ooh, yeah, I'm gonna trade you in

You know you′re too much to take, you're completely deranged
I′d sell you for a dime and give nine cents change
I wouldn't take any money, that's a losing bet
I′d trade you in for anyone I could get
Anything I could get, anytime I could get it, anywhere I could get it

Anyone else in the world I′d rather have than you
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do
Somebody who'd be a friend in need
Somebody who would care about me

Anyone else in the whole wide world
Anyone else in the world I′d rather have than you
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do

Somebody who'd be a friend in need
Somebody who would care about me
Anyone else in the whole wide world
Anyone else in the world I′d rather have than you