I'm in Love With Ann Coulter Songtext
von The Right Brothers

She′s got blond hair, long legs
And a powerful intellect
She's a writer, a real fighter
You could say she′s on the cutting edge

And she captures my heart
When she tears libs apart
And now I must confess things as they are

I'm in love with Ann Coulter
All I wanna do is hold her
And have her read her books to me
Just like she does in my dreams

I wonder if she's got a boyfriend
Cause my girlfriend′s leaving
She says I′m living in a fantasy
Even she can see it's over
′Cause I'm in love with Ann Coulter


And every time I see her on my television screen
She looks into my eyes I know
She′s talking straight to me

I'm in love with Ann Coulter
All I wanna do is hold her
And have her read her books to me
Just like she does in my dreams

I′ve been memorizing pages
I've been driving liberals crazy
I bet I've quoted half her book at work
To those godless jerks who can′t debate me

And there′s so much I haven't told her
But by the day I′m getting bolder
I just know that she would fall for me
If only I could get to know her

'Cause I′m in love with Ann Coulter
I'm in love with Ann Coulter