2 Inch Dick Mobile Songtext
von The Negro Problem

Laugh at the fenced-in lake
Whistling joggers wrestle with the dark
Dog shit in the park
Cupid′s arrow deflected along my way
Deflected along my way

My emergency brake
Doesn't work on yon siren of the lake
You know all about Mia Farrow
I don′t and I've lost my way
(Ooooooh 2-inch-dick mobile)
I don't and I′ve lost my way-ay-ay
(Ooooooh 2-inch-dick mobile)


As I lay here fine
You came shooting through my head like sparks
(Ooooooh 2-inch-dick mobile)
I can vaguely remember my high school
Games just took our marks
(Ooooooh 2-inch-dick mobile)
I don′t and I've lost my way
(Ooooooh 2-inch-dick mobile)
I don′t and I've lost my way-ay-ay
(Ooooooh 2-inch-dick mobile)

Hey girls

Cruising the ugly lake
200 miles per hour in the dark
You know all about straight and narrow
I don′t and I've lost my way
(Ooooooh 2-inch-dick mobile)
I don′t and I've lost my way-ay-ay
(Ooooooh 2-inch-dick mobile)

Hey girls