Dan’s Underpant Songtext
von The Macc Lads

We all went down New Delhi
We had too much curry and aching bellies
Peter got gut rot and puked on the floor
Stez sticks banging on the shithouse door
I said "Come on lads, and eat up your Bombay duck
We′re going find some girls who give us a decent alka-seltzer"


Now Dan said he knew this party
So we trolled up there belching and farting
Stez nicked some cans of beer
And Dan shat himself, he had diarrhoea
He said "Oh lads, it's no fun to dance"

And he goes upstairs to change his underpants
Now he opens the window, wipes his ass
And throws the offending bags on the grass
He shouts "Everybody come and look at this
They′re streaked with shit and they're stained with piss
But don't look at me, they′re not fucking mine"

But his loving mum had sewn his fucking name inside