Captain Hook Never Breaks a Promise / The Elegant Captain Hook / A Little Surprise / Oh Tink / The Pen or the Plank Songtext
von The Jud Conlon Chorus

Pirate Crew:
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho
(Begins dancing) So, try the life of a thief
Just sample the life of a crook
There isn′t a boy
Who won't enjoy
A-workin′ for Captain The World's Most Famous Crook

Crook, Crook, Crickety-Crockity-
Crickety-Crook
The Croc is after Captain-


Captain As a special offer for today
I'll tell you what I′ll do.
All those who sign without delay...
Will get a free tattoo.
Why, it′s like money in the bank!
C'mon, join up, and I′ll be frank:
Unless you do, you'll walk the plank!
The choice is up to you!

Pirate Crew:
The choice is up to you!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho
You′ll love the life of a thief
You'll relish the life of a crook
There′s barrels of fun enough for ev'ryone!
And you'll get treasures by the ton
So come and sign the book
Join up with Captain!