New Invention Songtext
von The Jazz Butcher

I don′t know what you think of this country
But I know what it thinks about you
It took half a bottle and one miserable decade
Just to bring this message to you, it's true

The leaves are falling from the trees in the park
The little dog looked up and saw that he was quite alone
The little dog looked up, thought perhaps he could improve himself
The little dog considered, thought perhaps he′d get a linguaphone

Do you need a new invention?
Are you in the right dimension?
There's something that I should mention now

And Gerald has been in my wardrobe
And Richard is going insane
Cause he's seen three worlds and he′s lived nine lives
Now he′s back at home again

I don't know what you think of this country
But I think that it′s going to bad
Happy shopper, ecstasy, bingo, Jesus
The hit man and the Christ, I feel as though I'm going mad


Great sand hill storms, trains and brain storms
All-night bus rides, brand new life forms
Ancient Rome in your very own home
Sex on the phone, you can′t see for the pheromones

Gerald has been in my wardrobe
Pierce and Richard is going insane
And we're all going to hell in a chrome wheelbarrow
Somebody please explain

I don′t know if you're thinking this country
I've been looking but I never found proof
They tell me they know what they′re doing down here
But they should see what′s living up on my roof

Hey, do you need a new invention?
Are you in the right dimension?
There's something that I should mention now

Hey, look at that

Gerald has been in my wardrobe
And Richard is going insane
Cause he′s just like me in one important way
Now he's back at home again


So listen, all of those things that you want so very badly
Are the things that I′ll let you have now and gladly
Mercedes and iPhones, bloodlust and pheromones
This is an island, this is the twilight zone

It'll take more than a new invention
Like it or not you′re in this dimension
History's made and there's this much tension
Won′t you get on it now, show me your intentions

The little dog looked up and saw that he was quite alone
The little dog looked up and saw that he was quite alone
The little dog looked up and saw that he was quite alone
The little dog looked up and he saw that he was really quite alone