Prinderella Songtext
von The Holy Mackerel

Tonce upon a lime, a tong tong lime ago
There lived a little girl named Prinderella
Now Prinderella lived with her micked wepsotther
And her two sisty uglers
Prinderella had to dork like a wog around the place
Bub and scrush, book and cake, and sign
But she didn′t mind
Now one day
The kince of the pringdom announced a drancy fess ball
To which all of the geligible irls were invited
Prinderella's two sisty uglers had drancy new fesses to wear
But all Prinderella had was birty old dags
That she wouldn′t be caught dead in
Now after Prinderella and her two sisty uglers had left for the ball
Prinderella just dat right sown and sighed
Suddenly, her miary fodgother appeared
And said "Prinderella cry do you why?"
Well, Prinderella told her the whole tad sale
And then Prinderella miary fodgother said
"Prinderella don't bry you're going to the gall"


And she staved her wick
And in the inkling of a teye
She changed a cumpkin into a poach
And several hices into morse
Then she staved her wick again
And there stood Prinderella
In the dranciest fess you ever saw
And she said
"Prinderella, when you get to the ball
You must leave before the last moke of stridnight
Or the spell is off"
Well, when she got there
All the geligible irls where prancing with the dince
And then the dince pranced with Prinderella
And it was slaimed to pe that the dince and Prinderella
Had lallen in fove
Suddenly, Prinderella heard the first moke of stridnight
And she rushed from the palace
But in the middle of the palace steps
She slopt her liper
Now, the very next day
The kince of the pringdom announced
That he would marry the girl who could shit that foe
But when he got to Prinderella′s house
Prinderella′s two sistey ugglers wanted to shy on the troe
The first sisty ugler she shied on the troe
But it fidn't dit
The second sisty ugler she tried on the shoe too
But it fidn′t dit either
And then, Prinderella came down the stairs and she said
"May I sly on that tripper?"
Anf it dit
Needless to say
Prinderella and the since were married
And lived happily after everwere