Marriage Songtext
von The Eversons

I′m gonna get married
Married in a church
I'm gonna be a grown-up
A house and car and all that stuff
And I′ll get married in a church
I'm gonna get married (You'll never get married)
Married in a church (′Cause he′s such a fucking jerk)
I'm gonna be a grown-up (No you won′t, you'll fuck it up)
And I′ll get married in a church
(No you won't, no you won′t, no you won't)

You'll be alone all your life
You′ll never have a wife
I′m gonna get married
Happily married
You don't understand
You′re an unattractive man
You'll never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever get married


I don′t wanna be lonely
But that's okay, I have a plan
I′m gonna knock my girlfriend up
Act surprised, pretend it sucks
Then I can be her wedding man
If you do that, we'll tell her
And she'll leave you in a snap
Come on guys, just play it cool
What else am I supposed to do?
Being a bachelor is crap

You′ll be alone all your life
You′ll never have a wife
I'm gonna get married
Happily married
You don′t understand
You're an unattractive man
I′m gonna get married
Happily married
You'll be alone all your life
I′m gonna get married
You'll be alone all your life
I wanna get married
You'll be alone all your life
I always thought I′d get married
You′ll be alone all your life
Maybe I'll never get married


So sad and lonely
You′ll never get married
So sad and lonely
You'll never get married
So sad and lonely
You′ll never get married
You'll never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever get married