Butterchops Songtext
von The Crypts!

People tell me my pussycat′s obese
But they never notice his shimmering fleece
Instead they ask for a piggy squeal
Make jabs like Who ate Garfield
A kid once mistook him for a lion
I brought him home and he got his pie on
I'm fed up and my kitty′s well fed
Livin' it up on his king-sized bed
It's a fancy feast
For a corpulent beast
And I never take him to the vet Butterchops stop cuz you should know better
Lookin′ tabby cat tubby in that extra large sweater
Oh well fine, have some more cream
You′ll be world famous with this Guinness book scheme
Gonna get an axe cuz your door's too narrow
Gonna invest in the best wheelbarrow
Woo! You did it! Fifty LBS
Showed all the fat cats who′s the best
Congratulations you are the winner
And you're an extra delicious dinner