The Competition Songtext
von The Constructus Corporation

Random Boy was the last to represent
He stepped forward, as cool, calm and collected as ever


Yo, 2, 1, check mic
Watch me spark my verse
By kicking my open and landing reverse
For these customers
Could I interest you in a little
Shot of neuro-linguistic programming?
Woah, this beat is banging
Well, let me not leave you hanging
Right now, you′re feeling very, very lovely
You're bouncing around all lively and bubbly
It might very well be something I said
That got you all supercharged like this
Bouncing up and down like a bunch of grasshoppers
The one observing the crowd like an anthropologist
From inside this big old megalopolis
Is trying his best to help y′all feel marvelous
So if you're not feeling this
I'm not sure what the problem is

The crowd erupted magnificently
There was absolutely no doubt at all who the winner was
Shebang then activated a special complimentary multi-line upgrade
And Random Boy found himself met by a gorgeous floating ovation
The temporary upgrade began to wear off gently
As Random Boy rose up above the masses
All the way up onto Shebang′s enormous luxury cruiser
The cruiser then set off towards Random Boy′s new mystery destination