The Listener Songtext
von The Beverly Crushers

Won′t you guide me Guinan

Guinan won't you help me, I′m a fool in the ways of love
Guinan won't you help me on my shift I'm slipping up
Guinan I′m in trouble, this crew has got me down
I need advice and you′re the only one around

Guinan I've been thinking, just how to be a man
Guinan I′m so lost so won't you help me if you can
Guinan I′ve been struggling and fighting with my wife
Oh won't you help me out before I take my life


Just stop, I′m not your counselor, I'm not your bloody shrink
I'm just a lonely listener, who could really use a drink
I can′t help you with your troubles, can′t help you with your pain
All your drama and your problems, they're driving me insane
′Cause this one needs assurance, and that one can't get laid
Some nerdy science officer is constantly afraid
A weird complaining android′s always puzzled by mankind
Some chocoholic betazoid just wants to sit and whine
A stoner redhead doctor with a fetish for a ghost
And Riker's kinky sexcapades are starting to get gross
A grumpy Klingon warrior resentful he′s a dad
I'm trying to run a business here, it's enough to drive me mad
The captain wants to bore me with the pressures of the ship
This El-Aurian bartender is tired of their shit
A drunken Irish engineer who′s fighting with his spouse
If I hear too much more I′ll stick a phaser in my mouth

All you do is constantly complain
I want peace
But everyday I hear the same refrain
Won't you guide me, Guinan
Leave me alone