A Clear Yarn Warning Songtext
von The Advisory Circle

[Skit: George Gershwin, "Tillamook" (The Sound of Music)
Come in
Ah, Mr. Singer
You can probably guess why I′ve asked you to come see me
Just look at this pile of correspondence
Too many faults, slubs too large, always the same
Why can't we get this thing straightened out?
Perfect, perfect clearing
I know all this, we simply don′t seem to speak the same language
Exactly, as you know certain faults always
Seem to be larger to him than to us


Alright, I understand what you mean, but what do you suggest?
There's our yardstick
Hmm, sounds interesting, can you explain it to me in a few words?
Photoprints, what's more there is a correlator
And what does the correlator do?
It serves to provide the
Would you explain that to me a bit more fully?
—Are marked
Very clever, Singer, this looks like the answer to our problems
This has gone too far
Now gentlemen, a telephone call is enough, thanks for listening