KUNG FU [REMIX] Songtext
von The Adventures of Duane and BrandO

I′ll take five at one time, knock you down in a row
Dodging knives with the quickness and a kick to your scrotum
I got that kung-fu, kill you without thinking attitude
I'll straight up fucking Bruce Lee you, kick your ass to the moon
The door regalos, I say I′m a tamagotchi elite
I don't know what exactly that means, I don't speak no Chinese
One with my foot, one with my fist
One not breathing no more, now hear this
I got that fucking Chuck Norris Texas Ranger attitude Straight up smack you like a bitch and then be laughing at you
You see this dojo ain′t big enough for the both of us, G
I gotta kung-fu you before you fu me
I′ll take six at one time, knock you down in a row
You thought the song was over, but it goes and goes and goes
They took my ho, now I'm throwing all of the bows
We′re going toe to toe, yo, I'm jamming toes in your nose
In the rain or in the snow, I got the funkiest flow
You don′t wanna test me, that's for sure